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Will Rogers

25 quotes

Selected quotes · 25
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will RogersGrowth
02
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will RogersWisdom
03
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will RogersTime
04
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will RogersFreedom
05
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will RogersHappiness
06
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will RogersTime
07
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersWisdom
08
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will RogersWisdom
09
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will RogersWisdom
10
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will RogersCreativity
11
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will RogersWisdom
12
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will RogersWisdom
13
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Will RogersFailure
14
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will RogersJustice
15
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Will RogersLife
16
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will RogersAction
17
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Will RogersWisdom
18
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will RogersWisdom
19
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Will RogersLife
20
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Will RogersWisdom
21
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Will RogersTime
22
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will RogersLife
23
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will RogersFreedom
24
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will RogersCreativity
25
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Will RogersLife