“If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.”

“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”

“Money is not the most important thing, but when you need it, there are few substitutes. So while I like the things money can buy, I love what money won't buy. It bought me a house but it won't buy me a home. It would buy me a companion but it won't buy me a friend.”